Whoa, Man

And hasn't been forever? Actually, I don't know, but I'm sure it has been forever since I've been here....And here's what I've been doing:

1. Boring school. I hate school, but I'm still here. Graduation is in a month and a half.
2. Deviantart. Check out my pictures at sapphireduck.deviantart.com
3. Braingle. You should join.
4. Making lists. I love making lists. I'm working on my latest. Maybe I'll post it soon.
5. Facebook. I think I spend to much time there....
6. Living. Existing. Taking up space. Breathing. Yeah...

Well, that's all for now folks. Peace.

Whoa, Man, I Exist

Not that anyone besides me reads this, but whatever....

Anyhow, I'm alive, and kicking. Quick update?

1. I turned 17, back in June. Yeah....I'll be 17 1/2 in a couple of weeks. Yep, I'm behind.
2. I think I was in the hospital again since I wrote this. Weird.
3. I started my Senior year of HS. Oh joy.

That's about it. I'm not a very exciting person. I guess.

The Sexy List

So, my friend Katie is doing a list, so I thought I would too. Of course, mine is DRASTICALLY different from hers, but that's okay. :D

1. Viggo Mortensen




First of all, I feel I must share this. Viggo is 50 years old, and he looks better EVERY DAY!!! He is gorgeous. Plus, he not only acts, he sings, he writes, and he plays music. I love him.

2. Matthew Bellamy



Matthew Bellamy is beautiful. He has a beautiful voice, he plays guitar and piano beautifully, and he is beautiful. I love him.

3. Johnny Depp



Johnny is hot. End of story.

4. Chris Woolstenholme



Chris' smile is amazing. Plus, he's cute. :D

5. Aragorn



Yes, I know this picture is Viggo in costume, but I love the character of Aragorn. Plus, Viggo deserves to be on here twice, no matter how indirectly.

6. Adam Lambert



Yes, I know he looks just like every other alternative singer, but that is not why he is on here. He has a very different voice, and I love it. I hate people who are all the same. He stands out, and that's hot.

7. Brad Pitt



Brad Pitt is sexy. And he's a pretty good actor, so that's a plus.

8. Link



Yeah, I know he's a fictional character, but he's still hot. :D

9. Marth



Yeah, he's fictional too. But he's still hot. :D

10. George Clooney



He's sexy. I love his smile. :D

Some Pictures

I made these!! Enjoy!!

Christmas is Coming

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat!

Please put a penny in the old man's hat.

If you have no penny, a half pence will do.

If you have no half pence, then God Bless You!

20 days until Christmas! I hope everyone has a good Christmas this year. But please remember to take the time to realize what Christmas is all about. It's not about presents. It's about celebrating the life of Jesus Christ. Though you should celebrate that every day, now is a good time to remember.

However, if you are wondering what I want for Christmas, here it is:

• A Muse T-shirt
• iTunes gift card
• Chocolate
• Sims Vacation
• A necklace
• Sharpies (with a normal tip)
• Barnes & Noble/Borders gift card

I hope everyone has a good time!

Ellen's Exciting Trip to Southern Utah! And School :(

Yep, I went to Southern Utah. I saw 2 plays at the Shakespeare festival, hiked a whole lot, rode in the car, and slept in a cabin/hotel room. I do have plenty of pictures! However, they are not up yet! (duh!) Therefore, they will be posted shortly.

School starts tomorrow. :'( I'm SO not excited. I hate school. But that's ok. I'm only taking half my classes at school. I will update tomorrow about the first day. Stay tuned!

Breaking Dawn---The worse book in my life right now.

Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

My review

rating: 1 of 5 stars
Here we go: my lovely review. Just so you know, I didn't bother finishing this book because I HATE IT SO MUCH.



Where to begin...the dedication.



I love Muse more than LIFE!!! Muse is the essence of my soul. AND SHE DEDICATED THIS STUPID BOOK TO MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams of terror ensue.) That is an insult to Muse's greatness! I would sue. (If I knew Muse. Which would be pretty cool. I could die right then!) Yes, I know I'm obsessed with Muse. Really, I think I'm going to cry in a corner now. But the review must go on! I'm so sorry for poor Muse. Wahh!!!!!!!!!!!



Now, onto the actual, pathetic book. Bella is way to whiny. If you need a heroine, pick someone who isn't pathetic/clingy/obnoxious/whiny/selfish. She gets worse and worse throughout the books. I loved Twilight, but not any of the others.



Now, on to Renesmee. What a loser name, first of all. She could've named the kid Mud, and it would've been better. And she shouldn't even exist! Stephenie Meyer herself said vampires can't have kids. Now, before you say "Bella wasn't a vampire yet!" hold on. Edward is a vampire (Smack yourself and say duh.) He doesn't have any bodily fluids. Therefore, it is impossible for Edward to father a child. And the issue with the baby being half human, half vampire? Gross. Especially the whole "Bella has to drink blood, and she likes it." What happened to the fainting/turning green? She's not even a vampire yet. Then the whole giving birth? Gross. Now, to the whole issue with Jacob. Ok, gross! He imprinted on the baby!?!?!?!?! Blech. Just gross. And what if she turns into a werewolf too? She'll be 1/3 human, 1/3 vampire and 1/3 werewolf? Strange.



Really, I never liked Jacob. Not even in the first book. I'm not sure why. He gets progressively more and more obnoxious/annoying/stupid. Take your pick.



I stopped the book after I learned Jacob imprinted on Mud (Renesmee. Really, her name is better as Mud. Or Tissue Box.) Seriously, I was sick of that book. And when Bella becomes a vampire? She never had self-control! What is it, her special gift? She was to...everything to be real. Great.



Plus, this book had no plot line. Just a waste of trees. All books need a plot! And this one had none. Just don't read this book. It killed trees. And wasted a bunch of your time.


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