Sunday, August 17, 2008

Ellen's Exciting Trip to Southern Utah! And School :(

Yep, I went to Southern Utah. I saw 2 plays at the Shakespeare festival, hiked a whole lot, rode in the car, and slept in a cabin/hotel room. I do have plenty of pictures! However, they are not up yet! (duh!) Therefore, they will be posted shortly.

School starts tomorrow. :'( I'm SO not excited. I hate school. But that's ok. I'm only taking half my classes at school. I will update tomorrow about the first day. Stay tuned!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Breaking Dawn---The worse book in my life right now.

Breaking Dawn (Twilight Series, Book 4) Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

My review

rating: 1 of 5 stars
Here we go: my lovely review. Just so you know, I didn't bother finishing this book because I HATE IT SO MUCH.

Where to begin...the dedication.

I love Muse more than LIFE!!! Muse is the essence of my soul. AND SHE DEDICATED THIS STUPID BOOK TO MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams of terror ensue.) That is an insult to Muse's greatness! I would sue. (If I knew Muse. Which would be pretty cool. I could die right then!) Yes, I know I'm obsessed with Muse. Really, I think I'm going to cry in a corner now. But the review must go on! I'm so sorry for poor Muse. Wahh!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, onto the actual, pathetic book. Bella is way to whiny. If you need a heroine, pick someone who isn't pathetic/clingy/obnoxious/whiny/selfish. She gets worse and worse throughout the books. I loved Twilight, but not any of the others.

Now, on to Renesmee. What a loser name, first of all. She could've named the kid Mud, and it would've been better. And she shouldn't even exist! Stephenie Meyer herself said vampires can't have kids. Now, before you say "Bella wasn't a vampire yet!" hold on. Edward is a vampire (Smack yourself and say duh.) He doesn't have any bodily fluids. Therefore, it is impossible for Edward to father a child. And the issue with the baby being half human, half vampire? Gross. Especially the whole "Bella has to drink blood, and she likes it." What happened to the fainting/turning green? She's not even a vampire yet. Then the whole giving birth? Gross. Now, to the whole issue with Jacob. Ok, gross! He imprinted on the baby!?!?!?!?! Blech. Just gross. And what if she turns into a werewolf too? She'll be 1/3 human, 1/3 vampire and 1/3 werewolf? Strange.

Really, I never liked Jacob. Not even in the first book. I'm not sure why. He gets progressively more and more obnoxious/annoying/stupid. Take your pick.

I stopped the book after I learned Jacob imprinted on Mud (Renesmee. Really, her name is better as Mud. Or Tissue Box.) Seriously, I was sick of that book. And when Bella becomes a vampire? She never had self-control! What is it, her special gift? She was to...everything to be real. Great.

Plus, this book had no plot line. Just a waste of trees. All books need a plot! And this one had none. Just don't read this book. It killed trees. And wasted a bunch of your time.

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