Titles are for Losers

Except that I wrote a title, so....

It's almost Christmas. Which means I have presents. Which is a given. Which you knew. And this isn't making much sense.

Uh...I have to work tomorrow. From 10-7. That's AM to PM, btw. But I have lovely story, which I shall now tell you.

I was working one day when a guy called to ask about cauliflower. It sounded like he was saying coloured flour. But I finally got it. So I transferred him. Anyways, about 30 minutes later I see this Arabic man. He's wearing a turban and speaking Arabic, so I know he's Arabic. Then his wife comes with there cart, and it's HALFWAY FULL OF CAULIFLOWER! Not joking. I was so confused. If anyone can come up with a good reason for a almost full cart of cauliflower, let me know. I'm still stumped.

Here Goes Nothing

So, I have nothing to say. But I did promise myself to blog everyday. Um. So. I didn't really do anything to day, except sit around and use the computer. Um. And I'm saving my bird and muffin story until I have finished the paint pictures. I guess I'll just post a pretty picture, and distract you with wild hand gestures.

Pictures

Whoa, I know. 2 blog posts in one day? I must be insane. However, this one is different because I WANT TO POST SOME PRETTY PICTURES!!!!! If I didn't take them, credit will be given. If I don't know, I sincerely apologize and will do my best to find you. FIND YOU! And then give credit where it's due.



This is my sweet kitty. Isn't he cute? I took this
one too.



I took this too. Title: Bacon-slippery when wet.



I took this.



I took this and then turned it into a demotivational poster. Yeah. If someone could come up with a better caption, by all means tell me about it. :D



Xander and Sarah, both looking cute.

So I ended up not putting up as many pictures as I thought I would. And none by other people. Oh well, I'll find more later.

All the Pretty Colors!

Yeah. I just looked at my blog and realized that it is intensely bright. To the max. But whatever, neon looking things are cool, right? Anyways...

I've been looking at all the posts on Hyperbole and a Half. They are so hysterically funny, they really do make you laugh out loud. Seriously. I've also been rather bored, so I'm thinking that I should blog more often. And in the spirit of Hyperbole and a Half, I'm going to post my story about the bird and the muffin with pictures. In paint, because paint pictures are cool. But whatever. Perhaps I will start sharing exciting stories about my life, because I'm cool like that.

UPDATE: I tried to update the sexy list, but blogger hates me. BACK AT YA!! I'd also like to say that today is talk like a pirate day, soo....arr. Here's a picture from CakeWrecks that she called "the pirate scottie dogs." Yeah, I'm cool like that.




UPDATED UPDATE: Blogger doesn't hate me anymore, so I don't hate it. Now, if only I could remember how to make a list....

Hospital Again

Yeah, I went to the hospital again. But I'm back. So it's all good. Um, I feeling just fine again. :D

A Poem

I wrote a wonderful poem the other day. Here it is:

Cat hair is everywhere
In my mouth and in my hair
In my nose and in the air
That darned cat hair's everywhere.

Isn't just a beautiful poem? I know. You're jealous.

Buckle Up and Hang On To Your Grandma's.

Uhh, yeah. Koopa Troopa, not me.

I actually don't have anything to say. So um, I guess I'll rant about....stuff. Maybe cows? I like cows. They are pretty cute. I also like bunnies. Bunnies are SOOOOO cute!!! I love bunnies.

Um, yeah. I had to get that out of my system...

Whoa, Man

And hasn't been forever? Actually, I don't know, but I'm sure it has been forever since I've been here....And here's what I've been doing:

1. Boring school. I hate school, but I'm still here. Graduation is in a month and a half.
2. Deviantart. Check out my pictures at sapphireduck.deviantart.com
3. Braingle. You should join.
4. Making lists. I love making lists. I'm working on my latest. Maybe I'll post it soon.
5. Facebook. I think I spend to much time there....
6. Living. Existing. Taking up space. Breathing. Yeah...

Well, that's all for now folks. Peace.